Here's what your donations say about your sex life
I know this is why you subscribed ;)
Keep track of how many times you answer each letter. It’s scary accurate! 😱
How much of your income do you donate?
a) $10 here, $20 there…
b) 10% of my income
c) I use money to free up time for my effective job
d) Everything above my basic needs
How often do you donate?
a) When someone asks
b) At a regular interval
c) I’m investing to donate in 50 years or so
d) Money comes out of my paycheck before I even see it
Do you coordinate with other donors?
a) What?
b) I avoid EA-branded top charities and go for nicher options
c) I defer to EA thought leaders
d) I make my own coordination strategy and tweet it until it comes true
Which of these imaginary charities would you donate to?
a) Community Dance Classes for Adorable Toddlers
b) Pain Relief for Cancerous Crabs
c) The Next Millennium Fund
d) The EA University
How many charities do you donate to each year?
a) Depends on how many friends have birthday fundraisers
b) A few
c) I give to a fund that gives to lots of charities
d) One. Philanthropic diversification is for cowards.
If you got…
Mostly As: Normie sex, twice a month. You’re normal, we get it. You think more about making your friends feel good than philanthropic coordination. You’re probably going to normal parties full of normal people and having normal sex in normal positions on a semi-regular basis. If you’re not, get on it - you probably could be.
Mostly Bs: Suffering-focused sex. You think about pain a LOT. It might be pathological. It might be… sexual?
Mostly Cs: Not having any sex. As a patient philanthropist and/or proud long-termist, you know that a fulfilling sex life in your 80s is equally valuable to a fulfilling sex life earlier. You’re investing, you’re planning, you have a 47-step plan for the best love life anyone’s ever seen. First you just have to solve alignment…
Mostly Ds: Supreme empress/emperor of the Qualycule. You are so involved in the community, every romantic encounter is bordering on incestuous. Your lovers are each other’s lovers, or at least lover’s roommates. Your Aella number is negative three. All hail the EA polycule’s unofficial leader, you.
